ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
They have an open bar at this baby shower. I was born to be Cuban.
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
We lost power at midnight which freaked out my roomate and friends. The power came back on 30 minutes later. We are now at the bar having "the rapture came and we were left behind" shots
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
I'm a terrible person when I drink. I went from fine to not making any sense and yelling about cheese in like 30 seconds.
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
Soon to be ex is nowhere to be found. Her attorney/new BF just showed up. 30 minutes late looking hungover. Pretty sure I'm getting the kids AND the house!
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