If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
I guess I really am the only person in this world who can successfully have a no-strings-attached threesome on the beach.
I don't remember its real name, I just call it the Harrison Ford Cush after that idea with the Indiana Jones mask. I should just get high and sell people my ideas for their Halloween costumes all the time. I'd make a fucking fortune.
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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