Grow some girl-balls and come out already
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
My car insurance payment showed up today, so no inflatable hot tub for now. Sorry to disappoint.
How does fucking Canada get Justin Good Guy Take Me Now, Just Fuck Me In The House of Commons Trudeau, and our new President looks like he bathes in cheetoh dust and sin?
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
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