I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
I'm at the cafe. It's 7am. There is a girl I don't know on my futon who tried to tickle me this morning when I got down from my loft. I also not wearing any underwear.
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
i'm having the hardest time convincing my roommates to go dumpster diving for pizza with me. i really miss you..
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
its 3am and I'm taking a bubble bath, this is what taking a day off work at 30 looks like
The convent might be a nice break from real life
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
bitch, i have a flask. i've got things under control.
god. marry me.
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
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