I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.
i was considerably less excited after they told me my present didnt have a penis
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
I think mom knows I'm drunk I put a full blown balloon in the fridge.
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
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