I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
we're making bets on your personal life
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
My mom just told me my dad shaves his pubes while drunk and I don't know how to feel anymore.
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
She kept giving the uber driving directions and we all thought they were wrong so we'd send him the other way. Turns out she wasn't guiding us home, but to the half gallon that she hid in the bushes on the way to the bar.
It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
I mean, what's the polite way to say, "sorry but I can't date you cuz I'm sleeping with your boss" ??
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
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