Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
I have a kicked-out-of-multiple-bars level hangover today
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
Also I've been at work for an hour and I've already been "honey"d "babe"d and "beautiful"d by three separate men. Apparently hungover with yesterdays make up looks good on me.
are you listening to the theme from Jurassic Park whilst pooping?
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
My night has consisted of googling cat penises and creating a Tinder profile.
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
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