just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
I'm sorry for drunkenly throwing a spoon at you and then laughing at your pain.
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
I tried to think of the best possible thing I could do for my 30th birthday, and the finalist is "get a clit ring"
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
I need to go to St. Louis more often. The brides sorority sisters were practically fighting over me once they heard I work on Wall St.
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