You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
she gave me a schnouzer then wanted to kiss while we were having sex...i had to puppy slap her nose. pick me up out front.
I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
Woke up with 5 texts apologizing from a number I named "guy who elbowed me in face"
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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