whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
This is your typical "sorry i got drunk and tried to seduce you into having sex while you were throwing up" text.
I woke up this morning to 4 booty call texts. So i am trying to find the sign that says i like to sit on cocks so that i can take it off.
trust me, i wonder where that sign is on a daily basis.
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
Woke up and went out for a cigarette and it was dead quiet. It was like the world just knew how many mistakes were made last night.
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
I'm already too high to be publicly presentable. I just looked at myself in the mirror without my sunglasses. Debated contacts. Said aloud "But I'm nothing without my sunglasses."
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
please don't ironically join a cult
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