He is such a slut. More and more my type.
dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
do you know how scary it is to wake up in a CATSCAN machine after a night of drinking?
Only if you bring Listerine. I can't come home to my husband from a bachelorette party with spermbreath again.
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
I think it's a scientific achievement that I can make jelly that is 95% vodka so suck it up.
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
I'm the only person I know who could have actual sex and then dream about my vibrator.
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
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