I didn't talk to you tonight because I've decided you look like a man.
new low: just stole a ciggarette from a bum sleeping on the side of the street.
ohh what kind?
I'm at the store buying plan b and vodka
the cocktail of hope
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
Hey man your outta milk
How the hell do you keep getting in my apartment?!
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
I truly believe that the solid foundation of any healthy relationship is a drunken one night stand so I can just get all the nasty shit out on the table
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
Guess who figured out you can fit an entire bottle of champagne in a big Subway cup. Open container laws my ass.
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
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