the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
You know it's been a good thanksgiving when you pee all over your own hands.
I cancelled the entertainment for your b-day party.... Keep the bouncy castle just in case.
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
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