yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
A 'Bear Fight' is a car bomb followed by a Jaeger bomb. Fuckface and I do those on slow days. Tonight, we did a 'Polar Bear on Fire'. Fireball, a bear fight in the middle, and end with rumple minze.
I made friends at the beach bars tonight. Several were worried for my well being.
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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