so then you didnt wanna fuck tonight right?
oops, you werent supposed to get that until you left.
you only like me because i go down faster than a bridge in minnesota
She's just bitter because she lost all the weight only to discover she doesn't have a pretty face after all.
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
Just left some random in my bed to go get mcdonalds breakfast. I'd say my priorities are on point.
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
Chipotle. Because when you've had diarrhea for 6 days why not just make it 7
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
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