I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
Just woke up with 34 slim-jims in my pocket. Too afraid to check the others.
you came home soaking wet, and when I asked where your umbrella was, you pulled it out of your bag and were so proud you kept it dry.
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
AT THIS RATE YOU WILL HAVE FUCKED MORE OF MY CLOSE FRIENDS THAN I HAVE PEOPLE PERIOD BY VALENTINE'S DAY.
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
Randomize
