She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
Sometimes I love sober logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does she shines.
Yea I've gotten enough hickeys in my life to know what I'd look like with a neck tattoo. I think I'm getting a neck tattoo.
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
Whatever you have to do, STALL THEM. Your toothbrush is in the kitchen, my pants are on the balcony, and I don't have eyebrows.
i think we sleep fucked last night...
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
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