amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
Would it be safe to assume you're the one that left my front door wide open and left yourself a trail of jaeger drops to find your way back?
I kept trying to give you water and you kept spitting it back at me. You looked like a camel. People were staring
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
Use "feeling words"
Yay
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
The compounded multi day delayed hangover hit me hard today, with a vengeance normally reserved for large objects that go in my ass. I don't feel good.
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
i told someone my fallback plan was to be a slutty bartender and i needed the practice as i straddled them to pour a shot
Coffee's working. Just killed a fly with my bare hands.\nFuck with me.
We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk
Randomize
