I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
Planet Earth isn't gonna get stoned and watch itself.
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
as my niece was drinking milk out of a crown royal glass i realized i dont think i've ever bought a glass that didnt come with a bottle of liquor....
I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
Somehow me showing up to/breaking into her house only to find I was a week early for the party became a night of weed cookies and sex.
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
Do you ever wonder what the men who we shamelessly objectify would think if they saw our texts in regard to them?
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
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