Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
Sometimes I wonder if we could be friends if we lived closer.
I saw his package. It spoke to me.
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
the doctor brought back painful memories by lecturing me about your teeth marks that are still on my dick.
My walk of shame was far more interesting today. He's moving and was cleaning out his apartment, so not only was I carrying my clothes, I also walked away with 4 bottles of cheap wine and a jar of ragu.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
I think God is sending me all these 20 year olds to make up for wasting my 20's in that crappy ass marriage. Thanks Big Guy!
That portable toilet under the bed? Turns out it was a tuba. Explains alot.
They made the paper for stealing gnomes. I fucked a local celebrity.
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