I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
We're like a lot better than the average bears
My mom just got knocked over by a rollerblader. I'm trying not to laugh, bc my family looks pretty concerned
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
Answer the phone when I call you in a second. Just got pulled over for getting road head, going to secretly put you on speaker phone, this should be good
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
My 11 year old cousin is wearing a Jane Austen fan club t shirt. I'm trying not to tear into her, but I'm five coronas deep and losing control.
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
You don't understand, we were on a waffle house. Both of us were absolutely certain we passed out at his place then BAM! Waffle house.
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
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