i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
it was just fiscally responsible to stop going to strip clubs where the strippers recognized me
you convinced the bartender to un-cut you off by letting him touch your boobs whenever you ordered a drink.
I walked in and you were laying on the floor bleeding everywhere half asleep half crying and moe was at the kitchen table eating frozen pizza refusing to acknowledge you. What a sight.
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
Just stopped at a cross walk because the light turned red 3 streets down. I'm way too high.
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