standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
he told me i smelled like babies and pine needles and he wanted to bathe with me. new boyfriend is not a keeper
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
He pulled out a coupon for $2.50 off the crab cakes and expected us to share that as a meal. Is that the kind of person you really see me dating?
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
Do you know how hard it is to put a bandaid on a vagina?
Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
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