It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
Just passed a guy passed out on a riding lawn mower in his front yard.
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
4:37 am. You're wearing underwear and carpet skates. Borderline crying. You want to punch Morgan. Have not stopped singing Give Your Heart a Break.
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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