i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
My freaking DENTIST just commented on my hickies. Through the novacaine I managed to mumble 'It was my birthday' and she smiled knowingly.
She got all mad because she said it was "unprofessional" to tell my manager to go fist herself.
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
Convinced the domino's pizza delivery person to go to shaws and buy me a bottle of wild turkey. For america.
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
They're playing house music in my dentists office again, wtf is wrong with these people. That's not the music you want to get a root canal to
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
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