I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I can't watch pbs sober anymore
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
As soon as he lost the election, the reception's open bar became a cash bar. I have never been so disappointed in my countrymen.
And you just kept trying to fit through the dog door and not drop Jello shots.
Thank you for holding my bra last night while i did a topless lap around the house
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
oh sorry. I thought "boat" was code for "penis"
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
I just wrote the Drag Queen from Saturday Night on FB and apologized for licking her. Weirdest thing I have ever typed...
Named all the presidents in order between puke sessions while semi conscious so that's a thing I can do now
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
Woke up with an entire pizza face down in my bed beside me... untouched. Never beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
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