i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
How come the only thing we can do right in our lives is drugs?
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
Oh I know babe. You're shining beacon of adult responsibility. That's why I go down on you.
I go down on you because abs
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
Just so you know, you called at 2 last night and kept making me tell you that I loved you and then when you got home you thanked me for walking you home. Incase you forgot, I'm still about 200 miles away.
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