i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
He taped a champagne bottle to both his hands and called himself edward champagne hands. At one point he poured some on his lap and said " Just needed to make sure my dick got some too"
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
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