Joe is yelling at the trees again.
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
On your way out, lock the front door. And by lock the front door, I mean find the door handle, reattach it, and then lock it.
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
I need to sanitize my soul.
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
The dentist walked in on me trying to bottle some laughing gas to take home with me. That high.
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