She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
There was a slutty maid costume on the floor when I woke up, but the house was trashed. Either she's been fired or got promoted, I'm not sure which.
I love this text stream: discussing the development of a business model centered around cooking acid to bankroll a yacht trip in Croatia
He carried you out but the best part is you kept saying "can't I keep dancing" as you were gushing blood
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
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