ok understand this, i didn't pay for your dinner bc you said i wasn't going to get a blowjob for at least a month... this isn't a mail-in rebate deal, you gotta pay upfront
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
I have green food coloring in my hair and just got a text from "Guy in the Yard"...so this morning is going just as you might imagine.
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
I'd like to be surprised that there's a picture of someone pouring champagne in my boobs on Instagram, but I can't.
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
You have no idea how awkward it is fucking someone with the same name as your dog
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