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Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
She said, and I quote "how do you run with something that big between your legs".
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
Everybody needs breakup sex. You just happened to get yours from a dude who hasn't reached the point of breakup yet. No biggie.
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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