yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
i was calling myself "cat the lion" and tried eating the computer mouse because i thought it was "my prey"
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
Just stole a goat. Bringing it to your house to cock block. Blame the goat not me.
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
You’re going to be a doctor, and I’m going to be a trophy wife. We both have goals
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