Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
my little brother just asked me why i have handcuffs. How do I tell him that his sister likes being taken advantage of in the bedroom?
Some dude gave me a questioning look as I came out of the women's toilet. I just responded 'blowjob' and he understood, then shook my hand.
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
third nipple confirmed
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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