After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
i just heard a guy call his kid "Google" in a way that leads me to believe that's his name. this day couldn't get worse.
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
The cab driver thought we were passed out so he called a sexline...
Woke up with his dick on the side of my face, it's like he passed out mid-mushroom stamp.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
The ketchup exploded, and totally splooged his face and the wall. You could see the outline of his head in the wall splatter.
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
Where'd you go last night?
Don't EVER let me photobomb a group of lesbians again. They made me their "straight mascot" and I ended up singing Donna summer tunes for beers at their apartment complex.
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
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