Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
she wants me to meet her parents and she hasn't even met my penis yet.
She must have been at ribfest tonight because my dick smells like barbeque sauce
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
...and as she's going down on me I look at the speedo and I'm doing 15 under, with 6 cars tailgating me, and I know her parents saw her head pop up because they were the car right behind us.
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
I was just wicked nice to a telemarketer... that's how stoned this woman got me.
Sam was like the mother fucking Moses of drunk and underage kids and he lead them to safety away from the cops. He's a hero that we deserve.
I immediately woke up from my nap, made myself a screwdriver and got in the shower. I know it's spring break but I'm still questioning my life choices.
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
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