this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
I just chugged a whole pitcher of beer in 1 min. 9 sec. A whole goddamn pitcher.
First thing I heard on the radio when I got in the car: "humans and dinosaurs used to live happily together"... I need to stop listening to Christian radio...
you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
I tried to prevent a bar fight. By convincing a guy whacked out on Molly to slap the ass of everyone who was arguing and shout "WOO" each time. I'm proud, surprised, and intrigued that it calmed everyone down so quickly...
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwad”
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