I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
I'm texring you during a blow job. She thinks I'm looking shit up. Fml. Ftw.
What are you doing tonight?
Watching dora the explorer and pining for a sex life.
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
It's really hard to tweet with a pussy in your face demanding attention.
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
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