im as drunk as the barefoot contessa. GET TO MY LEVEL
dude. stop pregaming the food network.
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
It wasn't the stripper that gave you the hickey but I just figured out who did
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
The things I do for you. Not that I'm unhappy about it. I'm just saying you should love me.
Did you sleep with him again?
No! I just led him to believe that I would if he gets me booze. Do I have that little class that you have such minimal faith in me?
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
Ryan friended me on LinkedIn and it took everything in my power not to endorse him for sexual dysfunction as a skill.
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
Randomize
