I wish i could convert my hornyness to productiveness. I would have written a fucking book by now.
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
all time personal low: room service guy going "You want french fries AND onion rings???"
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
guy next to me on the train just pulled out two bottles of gin and a block of cheddar. is slowly making his way through all of them.
She told me she ate a whole pizza today, and I just wanted to hug her forever.
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
I ordered more beers for everyone but had to finish them all. I promptly went outside and projectile vomited in the street. Three times.
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
I puked on someone's floor last night and then they proceeded to ask me on a date.
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
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