I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
Just peed on my foot. Thank you Sunday hangovers.
Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
Randomize
