I'm sorry I'm just not ready to become vampire yet
Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
I will never underestimate my ability to drunken ramble. At one point last night i think i was talking about hieroglyphics
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
One thing noone tells you about getting put in the drunk tank is do it barefoot. You get free flipflops.
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
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