I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
The waitress bought us a round. She said if anyone could do 52 margarita mondays in a row, it was us.
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
I think it's safe to say taking shots on the way to the emergency room was rock bottom. We're going to need to think of ways to top that between now and next new years eve...
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
We are in Florida for 3 days. The people in charge of shit brought: a waffle maker, a cheese grater and a SEWING MACHINE
AND NO VODKA
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
You think your roommate is bad? The guy they paired me with is such a nerd, his very presence at a party blocks every cock in the room.
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
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