she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
Let's get drunk and put things on the grill that have no right to be there.
Happy birthday, America.
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
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