let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
If God's watching us, we might as well be entertaining
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
Well we ran into the cornfields when the cops got there. We'd been hiding in there for 45 mins when he asks me "So this wasn't exactly how I'd planned this but I thought I'd ask. How do you feel about oral sex?"
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
Hey I have your shoes. Do you remember shouting "Police brutality!" when the bouncer was kicking you out last night?
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
The last thing I searched on my phone was "leave in conditioner on cats." This is where my life is.
I just spent 3 hours in the back of an unmarked police cruiser. Best. Date. Ever.
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
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