Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
It's really awkward to greet the pastor when I know I've licked chocolate syrup off his daughter's chest.
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
So even though we broke up apparently according to my voice mail you still like me, with smurfs while riding on a boat.
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
How was the party last night?
There's a mountain bike in the middle of our apartment. No one will claim it.
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
thank you for being a reason not to completely check out of my life and start sleeping all day, crying all night, and living off vodka acquired through credit card debt
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
I woke up at like 4 am with an old Korean woman cuddling me. I assure you she was not there when I went to sleep.
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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