I just woke up to a guy kissing me goodbye and leaving for class. I don't know where I am, don't have any clothes on, my underwear are gone, and the shoes I found with my dress aren't mine. He just walked in and gave me my phone. I was on my period. Come get me I will walk to the nearest intersection and wait.
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
tonights recap: old cokehead freind proposed in the middle of a country bar to his trash girlfriend, saw ex-fuck who now has star shaved into his head and another with his gf, and ex-bfs best friends crackin jokes about who would fuck me first. NEVER COMING HOME AGAIN
you know i think I know why you are single...because you are real cute but then you open your mouth and let words come out and all goes to hell.
I saw a seagull swallow a hot-dog whole today, it reminded me of you.
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
It's alarming how good I'm getting at being productive at work on Thursday after Johnny Walker Wednesdays.
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
You almost got us killed.
YOU’RE WELCOME FOR NAVIGATING YOU TO A ONCE IN A LIFETIME EXPERIENCE.
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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