CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
We just had the worst moment of our late twenties.... We just realized we are too old for the real world
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
How did a couple beers and monopoly turn into a bottle of vodka and throwing eggs at eachother in the kitchen?
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
She is the absolute last thing I would want to screw. Honestly. Fellating a porcupine. Higher on the list.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
Sooooooo this guy just asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome... I'm considering bc I would get to hang out with his dog afterwards.
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
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