it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
I really hope your girlfriend didnt have your phone while i texted how much i loved doing it in HER car with you :x
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
I thought you should know that there is a scientific law stating that when there is booze, people talk about your dick.
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
A milkman. But instead of milk I'm delivering marijuana. And instead of a milk truck it's an armored car.
You're a weed delivery man, in an armored car?
I unknowingly motorboated my boyfriend's ex-gf last night. Yay me!
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
Sorry I didn’t really get to say goodbye last night I was busy vomiting in your fathers front yard
Thanks for making me a drunk burrito last night and cutting it into bite size pieces, I always knew you were a keeper.
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