I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
After I just paid $211 for my hair to be dyed and cut this guy at the bar said "I know you died your hair with koolaid, but I'd still fuck the shit out of you"
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
Got an egg Mcmuffin combo, and put the hash brown in the sandwich. That level of hungover
Nothing says responsible like taking your birth control with an open bottle of wine you left on your night stand from the night before
You know you've found a good drug dealer when he's willing to overnight mail to you in another state...
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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