I'm gonna do things to you that will make the neighbors want to move.
I just woke up and i'm wearing a cape and it says sup slut on my ass
May God have mercy on my new vibrator.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
Just found custom condoms. Guess I'm not getting any work done today.
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
I heard drunk is the new sober. I heard me say that. To a cop. Can you come get me??
Realization: many of my behaviors would lead to me being stoned to death in a lot of foreign countries. God bless America.
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
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