You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
I've blown a few things in my day
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
I mean, how many people can say they helped surgically remove something from their body? Other than the guy that got his hand stuck under a rock and cut it off. Doesn't count
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
I threw a beer bottle at the bartender and pissed myself. Somehow, I didn't get kicked out.
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
He just texted me asking for his shirt back and I said I didn't have it and then I ran into him 5 minutes later while wearing the said shirt
Look, his dick is so good at being a dick that it makes me see God. And I don't even believe in God.
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
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