If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
It was only 12:11 and I needed to make a Pepto Latte and call it a night, I don't remember that being part of my new years resolution.
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
I said I hate kids.This dude said he will sell his children to go on a date with me.
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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